Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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