I hope mine doesn't look like that
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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