Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize
