I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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