how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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