she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm just crazy horny about you
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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