FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I understand Curling. That high.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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