If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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