Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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