Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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