Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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