Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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