Where is the hickey?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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