You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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