in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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