My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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