I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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