She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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