Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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