Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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