I'm drive I can fine osifer
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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