btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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