Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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