Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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