I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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