There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
dude. I can hear the air.
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