just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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