He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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