I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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