Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
