dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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