i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I will be naked everywhere
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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