she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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