Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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