The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
