dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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