Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Randomize
