Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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