I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
high people should be assigned attendants
It's just like the Real World with babies
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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