You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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