Non-Jews are for practice
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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