Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
