laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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