we have pet lesbian snakes
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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