We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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