Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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