i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
