I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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