And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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