and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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