Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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